Amorphous Amalgam

In my ideal collegiate plan…

I’d be double majoring in math and computer science with two minors, music and game design.

why isn’t there enough time in a day…

I HATE THINKING ABOUT MY FUTURE

Only in comedy is an obedient white girl from the suburbs a diversity candidate.

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—	Tina Fey, on winning the Mark Twain Award for Humor (via itsfridayiminlove)

I hope this video makes up for my absence.

When I ask someone to do something, and they don’t do it.

Yeah, I hate that.

I always have to take matters into my own hands. Murphy’s Law. That’s why I’m ALWAYS prepared.

is there something about me that appeals to +65 year old women?

this october has 5 fridays, 5 saturdays and 5 sundays all in one month. it happens only once in 823 years.